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NHL officials are apparently terrible at calling head shots, what’s the solution?

Last night, San Jose Sharks forward Andrew Desjardins delivered a beautiful and entirely legal hit on Chicago’s Jamal Mayers (VIDEO). The Blackhawks winger was clearly dazed by the hit, but popped up pretty quickly, no worse for the wear. Meanwhile, … Continue reading

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15 NHL players who have sucked a surprising amount of ass to start the season

Board the struggle bus with these disappointing slow starters!

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Parity vs. Mediocrity – the Joey Tribbiani theory

The year is 2001. The popular and undeniably classic television sitcom “Friends” is six episodes into its eighth season. Chandler and Monica are hosting a Halloween party. Chandler is, much to his dismay, dressed in a full-sized pink bunny costume. … Continue reading

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Brad Marchand as Draco Malfoy? NHL villains through a Harry Potter lens

Editor’s note: Man, there sure are a lot of oddly erotic pictures of Draco Malfoy out there on the interwebz. Seriously, conduct a Google image search of Draco Malfoy. It gets weird. Fast. During Hockey Night in Canada’s marquee matchup … Continue reading

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We’re an eighth of the way through this shortened season, time for some premature analysis

Surprises San Jose Sharks – After years of making analysts look like idiots by failing to win the Stanley Cup year after year, the critics had clearly had enough. Some pundits were picking the Sharks to miss the playoffs altogether … Continue reading

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