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Raffi Torres is still a giant dick hole; Sharks cursed?

It’s Thursday, and you know what that means! Time for your Friday Five. Why? Because it’s ironic, like hipsters, or that Alanis Morissette song that’s ironically not really about irony.  Advertisements

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Brad Marchand as Draco Malfoy? NHL villains through a Harry Potter lens

Editor’s note: Man, there sure are a lot of oddly erotic pictures of Draco Malfoy out there on the interwebz. Seriously, conduct a Google image search of Draco Malfoy. It gets weird. Fast. During Hockey Night in Canada’s marquee matchup … Continue reading

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Montreal Canadiens doing everything in their power to alienate best player

Thanks to Jeremy Jacobs the NHL lockout, hockey fans had to wait a few extra months for Montreal management’s annual “what the fuck” moment. But the wait is over, and that moment has finally arrived. Rejoice!

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We’re an eighth of the way through this shortened season, time for some premature analysis

Surprises San Jose Sharks – After years of making analysts look like idiots by failing to win the Stanley Cup year after year, the critics had clearly had enough. Some pundits were picking the Sharks to miss the playoffs altogether … Continue reading

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Spezza out two months; Bruins watch Northeast Division opponents grow progressively shittier

Here’s your semi-bi-regular-weekly top five list of primarily random and unconnected observations from around the NHL. 1. Ottawa Senators forward Jason Spezza will miss up to two months after undergoing back surgery. In an ordinary NHL season, missing February and … Continue reading

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