Tag Archives: Toronto Maple Leafs

What a bad year in lockout-shortened season might mean for impending free agents

The contract year. Such a magical mystery. Do players really turn it on to a new level the season before they’re up for a new deal? Could a player that is so motivated by money really just flip a switch … Continue reading

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15 NHL players who have sucked a surprising amount of ass to start the season

Board the struggle bus with these disappointing slow starters!

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Brad Marchand as Draco Malfoy? NHL villains through a Harry Potter lens

Editor’s note: Man, there sure are a lot of oddly erotic pictures of Draco Malfoy out there on the interwebz. Seriously, conduct a Google image search of Draco Malfoy. It gets weird. Fast. During Hockey Night in Canada’s marquee matchup … Continue reading

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We’re an eighth of the way through this shortened season, time for some premature analysis

Surprises San Jose Sharks – After years of making analysts look like idiots by failing to win the Stanley Cup year after year, the critics had clearly had enough. Some pundits were picking the Sharks to miss the playoffs altogether … Continue reading

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Spezza out two months; Bruins watch Northeast Division opponents grow progressively shittier

Here’s your semi-bi-regular-weekly top five list of primarily random and unconnected observations from around the NHL. 1. Ottawa Senators forward Jason Spezza will miss up to two months after undergoing back surgery. In an ordinary NHL season, missing February and … Continue reading

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